Donkey Taco

A woman pulls her pussy lips out as far as possible while a man squats over her and takes a shit. She wraps her pussy lips around the turd like a tortilla before it breaks off and falls.

Your girlfriend wanted to try something kinky so I gave her a DONKEY TACO. She will never be the same.

by Arsenicsmile March 24, 2013

Donkey Konging

Verb

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.

Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.

by uglyinpink August 16, 2014

donkey fucker

Former US Representative Dan Burton...unless he can prove otherwise.

That anti-vaxxer is a real Donkey Fucker.

by mr.nad June 27, 2017

donkey punch toboggan

when a man donkey punches a woman at the top of a staircase and rides her down the stairs

Marge rode Mark with her asshole but wouldn't let him have an orgasm. So Mark did a donkey punch toboggan to Marge and he came all over her at the bottom of the stairs.

by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

Donkey Penis

An abnormally large penis, usually 10 inches or longer.

Raj Vardhan has a donkey penis

by fellfromhell December 16, 2013

Donkey Kick

Six goals scored by the same player in one match or game, also known as a double hattrick.

Wow, that was a nice donkey kick you had there Jimmy!

by Bobbyboy45 September 24, 2011

donkey ballz

The worst possible thing that can be sucked.

That food sucks Donkey Ballz. Lets go get some Taco Bell.

by PythonSpam October 23, 2003