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cunt-fetti

(n) Vaginal secretion that has since dried and become a white flake like substance. Usually found on the base of the penis after sexual intercourse and/or sprinkled on the surface below where the intercourse took place.
The sex was great, but the cunt-fetti was all over!
by Taco17 July 31, 2007
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cunt mullet

a term for an unkempt female pubis, what happens when a lady doesn't shave her bush
Heather had a giant mane of red hair on her head, but I wanted to know if the carpet matched the drapes. One day I was drilling her and as she took off her panties I was glad to see a beautiful orange cunt mullet.
by Tavarez Suarez January 13, 2009
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Nigger-Cunt-Jew-Faggot

a defamatory term used by highly civilized people to address those lower-level degenerates such as: homeless people, people with AIDs, Sarah Palin-esque human beings, and of course, . . . nigger-faggots with jewish cunts.
tell that nigger-cunt-jew-faggot to take his feet off the foot stool!!
by Lil'Chub March 29, 2011
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dry as a nun's cunt

Aus. (1) extremely thirsty; (2) drought conditions.
(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.

(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.
by bill smiff January 5, 2011
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cunt plunger

Another term for the male reproductive organ, see dick.
Man he tore me up last night with his cunt plunger.
by sbutter September 4, 2008
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cuntaholic

One who needs to constantly to fuck a cunt. That person is a sex addict and should get therapy for this. Often caused by a bitch or someone close that made you fear pussy or see them as an object
Dude 1: I think i'm a cuntaholic

Dude 2: What makes you think that?

Dude 1: I have fucked almost every chick in my econ class, and i just can't help but see women with a pussy that needs to be filled...

Dude 2: seriously... You need to see a therapist about this
by J-Narth November 28, 2009
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flappy cunt

A large amazonian bush woman who flys around picking people up by their heads with her large cunt. Once inside she suctions to your head and uses her scary large pussy lips to fly to remote locations and drop you out of the sky for fun. Last know flappy cunt resides in fort mcmurray alberta. She has been trying to stop using her natural born talent but every now and then she breaks and has to go for a flap. Look up and stay alive people
Flappy cunt flying over a town near you soon
by naughtythor May 23, 2014
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