Cuddle-fuck

When you want to cuddle so hard you need that dick inside you too.

I'm going to cuddle-fuck Greg* so hard when I see him next. Me -2012 to my sister on the phone who was in Siciliy. *Changed

by Meeluvi April 3, 2019

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Cuddle struggle

When you don't want to move because your pet is snuggling with you.

I can't get out of bed this morning because Daisy looks so comfortable.

That's the cuddle struggle.

by Journey Man August 28, 2019

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cuddle bug

naomi

Naomi loves to cuddle. she's such a cuddle bug

by box machine June 5, 2023

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A faster-than-usual cuddle session with your partner, normally over or shortly after lunch time, to overcome the afternoon-tiredness and motivate yourself for the rest of the day.

Important: do not forget to set a timer, so that you won't get carried away and eventually lose your job because you are making 3 hour work breaks. Beware of the snooze button!

The time limit leads to faster movements, faster losing of clothes and no unnecessary wait times in between. Note: Power Cuddling does not include sex.

girl: I feel so unmotivated to work after this lunch
boy: me too, do you have time for a short Power Cuddle?
girl: yeah! but let's set a timer, I have a meeting later.
boy: sure...

by funny_person March 2, 2023

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Carl Cuddles

Highly effective remedy to the common (and less common) cold.
Available typically on the East Coast of Australia in the Sydney region.

Proven to reduce cold and flu symptoms up to 75% upon application.

Limitations, however, include effectiveness to only beautiful tiny dancers named Rebecca.
This has proven frustrating to the rest of the female population, but the said Rebecca in question doesn't seem to care.

Rebecca felt much better after her Carl Cuddles.

All the other girls wish they had Carl Cuddles, but they're just going to have to deal with it.

by CBrom85 February 27, 2021

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