Counter-Clock

The OPPOSITE of “clock it/clock that”

When you think you clocked something but it turns out you were wrong.

“You’ve been counter-clocked”

“Dang he just counter-clocked you”

by AshKay December 19, 2025

Aleen Contreras

midget with no taste

Aleen Contreras is a midget with no taste

by coleRULEStools December 9, 2012

Grabbing Counter

Getting fucked in the ass, nominally while bent over a countertop. Kitchen, bathroom, or other. Often leads to formica under the fingernails.

Tough week at work, the boss has me grabbing counter about the mistake on that last project.

by levarselosmonos June 14, 2016

bathroom counter trick

When a girl takes a picture of her behind sitting on the counter to make her butt look nicer.

Bella's ass looked so nice with the bathroom counter trick.

by Ursxbkufvkufb July 13, 2017

fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

trip counter

When you perform a simple action (like tripping) in order to counter a complicated play style or set of actions.

Person A’s Mind: I’m going to knock Person B over, pin him to the ground, and finish him off with my Sinister Slash!
Person A: *runs forward like a charging bull*
Person B: *trips Person A*
Person A: *rolls off a cliff*
Person A’s Mind: How did my amazing plan lose to a trip counter?

by ChameleonDragon August 6, 2018

Vanessa Contreras

She’s a bad bitch , she don’t give a fuck bout nothin. You don’t like her? Well she don’t care , why ? Cause she a bad bitch. She could get any nigga she want and she funny and pretty and a great friend. Ah and don’t try to mess with that bitch cause she’ll fuck you up.. PERIODT.

Pretty boy: *steps on her shoes

Vanessa contreras: Stop touch my shit *tries to smack that nigga*

by Heyitsmethebhadbixch October 20, 2019