Cooper

a cooper is a sub denomination of these assless chaps. he enjoys being a complete di-head, and is unable to process normal information without wanting to argue

this nig- I mean cooper, is also incapable of acting normally and requires some-- special care

Hey, do you think that guys a Cooper
Nah, He's def a nigger

by uwu ur worst enemy February 8, 2024

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt

A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."

by Spanish Lass January 23, 2012

Cooper Cooper

For people that can't spell Cooper once For people that can't spell Cooper once

Cooper Cooper is is not not very very good good at at life life

by YAYMANYAY February 4, 2022

cooper todd

a white foo who works at burger king

Cooper todd pressed sum random

by sakē December 15, 2021

cassie cooper

; a girl who is dating jacob sartorius in her imagination. she is a mega fangirl but only for Jacob. she is blonde and acts like it too.

“Jacob posted, let’s go see if Cassie Cooper commented on his picture”

by wedontlikecassie123 December 21, 2018

Cooperate

To cloop in your coop so bad you need to cooperate to the hoards of unwieldy fowl about to peck your eyes out if you don't cooperate and sign this contract right now and submit to cockscrocksLMT immediately

Cooperate;
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS

by SumptuousAbalone April 6, 2024

Cooper

Name

Oh look that’s Cooper.

by Mini coop April 21, 2018