Cooked

Cooked; Adjective: A word used to describe severe, ruthless or excessive punishment; Or
it can also be used to describe an individual who is suffering greatly while exercising.

Sam: "Did you see how ISIS cut those peoples' heads off?!"
Buck: "Yea they're Savages. I'm telling you they're gonna get cooked by God when they get to Hell."
Exercise Example:
Sam: "Dude, Jeremy got cooked when we were running up that hill."
Buck: "Yeah cuz that hill is Jerry Rice status. "

by cortez7 October 13, 2016

slow-cooked corn chili

It's when you take a shit and find whole bits of corn staring back at you. An especially chuncky turd filled with corn -- in theory, slow-cooked XXX chili could be replaced where XXX = peanuts, twizzlers, peas, etc.

After drinking 13 PBR's, I tried pushing a fart out but instead got a load of slow-cooked corn chili in my underwear.

by donkeykongdick January 9, 2008

Chain Choker

Former-linked to the rap group, Bay City Chain Chokers, a chain choker is a typical white boy, trying to act black, but can'not find a big enough chain, hense, chain CHOKER...

Hommies: Yo man, check this chain choker out
Wigga: Wus crackin my n****s
Hommies: What did he just say?!?
Wigga: its all good in the hood my n****s

*WHACK*

Wigga: No beef dawg, no beef

*WHACK*

by Jamierko7 March 13, 2008

Donkey Choker

To insert a large dip of smokeless tobacco in one's lower lip.

Jeremy: Damn dude, after all this school work I'm ready to throw in a donkey choker.
Corey: I've had one in the whole class.

by HappyGilmores3W March 30, 2011

cocker

Slang for cocktail

My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

california choker

while gettin head from a hot ass breezie, right before you cum in her mouth, plug her nose and shove the cock further down her throat, so she swallows and chokes on the cum on accident while she inhales for air

i was with this girl, and she was givin head, so i gave her the california choker, and watch her choke while i was on the bed chillen

by kw, jd, rb September 18, 2003

Choker necklace

A necklace that emo , thots , or virgins wear

That girl loves that choker necklace her emo ahh

by Tvjoftt May 13, 2018