an overly annoying and abrasive individual; one who exhibits an irritating quality akin to having a wart on one's cock.
by hypaereon December 7, 2004
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Person 1: What's so special about this keyboard?
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!
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The act of a man taking a girl's fingers while she sleeps and inserting them into his anus. When she awakens in the morning, she'll look at her fingers to see a dry crusty coco powder underneath her fingernails.
I woke up last night and my boyfriend had my fingers in his butt. I pretended to be asleep while he was coco dipping me.
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