immortal cigan

immortal cigan is a guy that's friends with a simp.
he's also immortal. and funny (sometimes).
watches dhar mann daily 🥶

me: fortnite sucks🤢🤢, minecraft 4eva😈😈
immortal cigan: de ba kidalo šuti no simp september 4eva

by beepbeepsprettywaterbottle September 3, 2021

nails cigarettes

The only truth in advertising tobacco company. if you really didn't notice it in almost EVERY FRICKIN Kevin Smith movie then here is you wake up call. Nails Cigarettes are unfiltered, untolerable by right wing america, and you are unlikely to survive more than ten minutes while smoking them. have fun. oh and...

... got nails? Yeah? good... i only put this here because "Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words."

by Quick Stop Clerk May 16, 2005

cigarettes

A drug containing nicotine and tobacco, leading cancer to the lungs and therefore spreading throughout the body. Also known as cancer sticks. Not as powerful as a ciger

"Jackie, you gotta stop smoking cigarettes."

by Aeon_King April 27, 2006

Cigarette

A cancer-giving device that has a long, cylindrical shaft, which you wrap your lips around and suck on. A penis generally has a long, cylindrical shaft as well. Interesting...

Male smokers are homosexuals in disquise. Quit smoking cigarettes, you become the fag that you are smoking.

by xXdarksliderXx October 10, 2005

cigarette spazz

Condition where someone tries to quit smoking "cold turkey" but suffers from cigarette withdrawal and will do just about anything to get their hands on another one.

Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.

Smoker 1: Yo, let me get a cigarette off you...I need one BAD! I haven't had a smoke in, like, 2 days.

Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....

Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!

Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!

by Steven-O January 11, 2010

e-cigarrette

A "fake" cigarrette designed to help people quit smoking or provide a healthy alternative to smoking. E-cigarrettes contain nothing but nicotine and water vapor. Tobacco companies and the FDA are opposed to e-cigarrettes because trace amounts of carcenogens were found in e-cigarrettes made in China.

The advantages of e-cigarrettes are useless when compared to regular cigarrettes which contain over 4,000 chemicals including embalming fluid (good for dead people), and rat poison (good for people afraid of rats). Real cigarrettes are proven to cause cancer (population control) and if smoked by a pregnant person could cause serious health issues including death to a fetus (birth control).

If you ever come into contact with an e-cigarrette, be careful not to be distracted by the shiny LED light, stick to your guns and smoke that god given bowl or marajuana.

Every time you smoke an e-cigarrette, big tobacco kills a puppy.

by eva was here August 6, 2009

Cigarista

a person in the profession of selling high-end cigars. similar to and derived from Barista

1: i went to the cigar shop and had no idea what i wanted to get but the cigarista there really knew his stuff

2:
Guy1- dude look at that girl behind the counter, the way she handles that cigar is making me think....
Guy2- DUDE, she's a cigarista. she's paid to handle cigars

by enbediz March 8, 2010