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the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger 

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

Chuck Norris Weed 

It's the strongest, most sinister weed on the planet. Smoking it will knock you out like a round house kick to the face. It's got 10 times the level of THC found in even the best weed. This weed is so hairy...not only does it have a beard...it has a mustache...just like Chuck! It is the only thing that could get Chuck Norris high, so it was named after him in his honor!

A.K.A. "Texas Ranger"
"Eh dog, you got any of that Chuck Norris Weed? Cause I'm fixin' to knock myself the fuck out?"

"You got any of that Chuck Norris? Cause I'm looking to Judo Chop my ass from this weed!"

"That shit MUST be Texas Ranger cause its above the law!"
Chuck Norris Weed by Brandon Evans December 31, 2007

Fuck 'N Chuck 

1. To have sexual intercourse with someone and then leave them.
2. To toss a person out after having sexual intercourse.
Amy was the bomb last night but you know, I had to fuck 'n chuck her.
Fuck 'N Chuck by this and that March 8, 2009

Chucking a wobbly

When you have a fit and dont get your own way.
Can you believe it? Amy didnt get her own way and now she is chucking a wobbly!

Chuck Norrised  

to be rendered unconscious, or killed instantly by a swift roundhouse kick to the face
guy 1: HOLY CRAP!!! i think i killed him.

guy 2: i said kick him, you chuck norrised him man.

guy 3: sorry
Another slang term for vagina.
"Preston told me that he could see my chuckie when I was wearing my Daisy Dukes."
Chuckie by Angelin Nicole February 24, 2010