Theory states that a man will not have sex with a below average or unattractive woman unless it is possible to obtain a threesome accompanied by a second female of equal physical appearance. Evidence may prove this theory when factoring in alcohol and the fact that a small percentage of males actually have the opportunity to have sex with two women at once.
Billy: Would you nail Megan?
John: No way, she looks like she got punched in the face!
Billy: Me neither, what about Christy?
John: Hell no, shes a rat nasty skank!
Billy: Ya they're gross but I'd nail em both at the same time!
John: Ya dude the 2 chick theory!
John: No way, she looks like she got punched in the face!
Billy: Me neither, what about Christy?
John: Hell no, shes a rat nasty skank!
Billy: Ya they're gross but I'd nail em both at the same time!
John: Ya dude the 2 chick theory!
by bennnnny2 February 26, 2009
Get the 2 chick theory mug.A time warp babe. Found today but obviously has fallen through a rip in the space-time continuum to the sixties and then another back to today. Probably having long hair, dated clothes and possessing a floaty, free-love type of philosophy. Harmless but weird.
"Dude, what a hippy chick! All she wanted to do was put on Beatles LP's and make love for eight hours - fuck all use to someone who only has heavy metal CD's and shoots after 30 seconds."
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The tendency for overweight females to be surly, moody, nasty and bitchy, thereby rendering them even more unattractive than what they physically are.
"Hey Joe, what's with Michelle? She won't talk to me. I don't care that she's fat and all."
"Mate, it's a classic case of Fat Chick Syndrome."
"Mate, it's a classic case of Fat Chick Syndrome."
by doc brown August 25, 2009
Get the Fat Chick Syndrome mug.1. The chick on the side is that girl or woman that gives you what you're lacking at home or with your current significant other (main chick).
The chick on the side's duties may include but are not limited to: wild kinky sex, letting you vent out frustrations you may not want to with your main chick, keeping a low profile, understanding that she is not the main chick and can be dropped at any time with no explanation, being on call even if she hasn't heard from her lover in weeks or months.
2. A woman you have good times with, but have no serious commitment to.
3. A woman who will never have her lover's full respect, time or attention. In short someone who needs a good slaying and lies to herself in saying "I'm gettin' mine...", yeah right. You're confused girl.
also known as a "jump off"
The chick on the side's duties may include but are not limited to: wild kinky sex, letting you vent out frustrations you may not want to with your main chick, keeping a low profile, understanding that she is not the main chick and can be dropped at any time with no explanation, being on call even if she hasn't heard from her lover in weeks or months.
2. A woman you have good times with, but have no serious commitment to.
3. A woman who will never have her lover's full respect, time or attention. In short someone who needs a good slaying and lies to herself in saying "I'm gettin' mine...", yeah right. You're confused girl.
also known as a "jump off"
by odorless tasteless April 24, 2008
Get the chick on the side mug.The body fluids that accumulate in a womans vagina during stimulation, which lubricates a mans penis during intercourse.
by Jenn E May 28, 2007
Get the chick grease mug.When bros choose to hang out at home on a weekend, and eat pizza and ice cream rather than going out and getting shit-faced drunk. Generally a movie or two will be watched during said night.
Keith: "what did you do last night?"
Derek: "Had a fat chick prom night with my buddy Sam"
Keith: "fags"
Derek: "Had a fat chick prom night with my buddy Sam"
Keith: "fags"
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Get the Fat Chick Prom Night mug.The power of attraction to overweight girls. It turns a perfectly rational man into a bumbling fool attracted to the biggest girls in the place. Once hooked, the mojo will can never be forgotten.
Dave went out on a booze cruise and got drunk. He woke up on someones lawn. In his pocket were picks of him anf a fat girl who was also on the cruise. He caught a case of Fat Chick Mojo
by D Bills October 9, 2007
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