chicksplain

how to read a woman's mind,

or when a guy knows what a girl wants from her man.

My friend asked me to chicksplain his girlfriend's text to him.

by Gabby Abby December 26, 2019

Chicksplain

When a man is working on a project and a woman, more specifically their significant other comes over and starts asking stupid questions that shouldnt need to be explained.

I was changing the oil in my truck when my girlfriend came out and start asking what I was doing. So I told her I dont have time to chicksplain this stuff right now, so leave me the hell alone.

by Jax75 April 21, 2008

Childsplain

When you ask a child (typically your own) a question about something in the current culture that you don’t understand or know, typically: the name of a song, what show a character was from, or the name of a meme and they reply with a long winded answer that often includes the history of the creator, why they created it and/or social media platform of origin along with it’s subsequent platform postings and variants.

This is usually done in a condescending tone and may include an eye roll, over the top hand gestures and visual aids.

My daughter childsplained the entire Steven Universe show, characters, and plot to me as though I had never seen it after I asked her the name of the theme song when I heard it play in a TikTok because I had forgotten the name of it .

by AnchoviesBelongOnPizzas November 28, 2021

Chickspin

When a woman takes something you said, and spins it into something completely different

When a woman misinterprets nearly everything you say, hearing only the made up thoughts in her mind.

A technique often employed by women to drive men crazy.

Woman: Would you like me to make lasagne tonight?

Man: Not really in the mood for Italian, had some last weekend.

Woman: (angrily) So you don't like my lasagne?!?!

Man: That's not even close to what I said, don't use that chickspin crap on me!!!

by Devil RedRocker April 8, 2011

Cocksplain

When you explain something with your penis, like hand language but for cocks.

Guy 1: "Hey bro want to cocksplain?"
Guy 2: "HELL YEAH!" *flails cock around saying "hi"*
Guy 1: *flails cock saying "how are you today?"*

by Snappyyyy March 3, 2021

Chucksplaining

To loudly explain or to give your opinion in a loud agressive manner.

Stop chucksplaining to me.

by Racingkart216 August 21, 2025

chickspansion

n. The act of taking up more than the alotted space on public transport with one's purse or belongings.

Person 1: I couldn't sit down because this girl had two huge Macy's bags on the seat, and she wouldn't hold them or put then on the ground.

Person 2: you were just another victim of chickspansion

by Spaztronomical August 15, 2016