Donkey Chop 

When ninjas are having anal sex at the point of ejaculation, the pitching ninja delivers a skull crushing chop to the catching ninja on the back of the head causing the sphincter to tighten around his ninja penis increasing his ninja pleasure and causing the release of a buttload of semen.

Arlyn: Hey dude, I just picked up this sweet ass ninja porn

Ian: No donkey chop, no care.

Donkey Chop by Faer November 15, 2004

Have a chop

To have a marijuana smoking session (refers to chopping up the herb).

"Hey Johnny, lets have a chop!"

Have a chop by knobslap May 31, 2009

Thats a chop 

This is something you say to someone when they do or say something extremely stupid. If someone does or says something stupid you say "thats a chop" and karate chop the back of their neck. The strength of the chop depends on how stupid the words or actions of the person was.

Nick: "Totally did not do my homework last night. Yolo!"
Jon: "Thats a chop"

Thats a chop by Dr.Chopper December 6, 2012

Butt - Chop 

The act of administering a traditional wedgie by means of a karate chop. One must have ninja like skills to Karate chop so their hand lines up perfectly with the crack of the victim.

The fact that Jeremy was going "Commando" didn't prevent me from giving him a wedgie. I just gave him a Butt - Chop instead.

Butt - Chop by Tonious November 2, 2010

Helicopter Chop 

the act of swinging your dick around like a helicopter blade then slowly but at the same time smacking the shit out of one's face.

Dude, I helicopter chopped the shit out of Jesse last night.

Helicopter Chop by Joshua and Matt August 13, 2008

Poopy Chop 

To form one's hand in a chopping or slicing position. The hand is then thrusted between the butt cheaks to the colon. Once the hand is extracted the lower pinky to the base of the deliverer's hand retains poop fragments.

I had to defend myself from my spouse putting his butt on my face so I delivered a poopy chop.

Poopy Chop by A. McCartney June 29, 2008

Radiator Chop 

A cut of meat (usually beef or pork) that has been marinated in antifreeze. Usually given to a neighbor's obnoxious dog that seems to bark all day and night for no apparent reason.

Wife: WTF is that dog barking at now? Its 2:30 in the morning!

Husband: Yeah no shit, this is getting on my last nerve.

Wife: I think we should strongly consider giving that dog a radiator chop in the near future...

Husband: Hells yeah, I'm down.

Radiator Chop by BiggTunaFish December 13, 2012