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Catholic Bagel

The face that the alter boy makes after he is finished giving the priest a blowjob.
As Father Jones pulled out of little Paul's mouth, he displayed the Catholic Bagel for all to see.
by #VaticanCity October 7, 2023
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Catholic Soda

Think I am going to head down to the parish festival and crush a couple Catholic sodas tonight.
by PeterSandwich October 13, 2023
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Catholic Steamer

When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church
I left a Catholic Steamer after a long run. Sorry Father John
by Spicymeatball06 August 11, 2024
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Catholic Social Doctrine

"Catholic is as sane as people get" ~ The Guy who had a pretty substantial mental breakdown before his death. Aron Ra one called Catholics "Mary-Worshiping Pagans" and I'd expound on that to say "Mary-Worshiping pagans who have afforded themselves and infinite number of cosmic mulligans yet afford 0 to everyone else."
Hym "So, what you can expect to get from anyone promoted by Jordan Peterson is someone who promotes a Catholic Social Doctrine. Or, for the layman, being ruled by Catholicism... Regardless of whether or not you're a Catholic... And if you don't accept his ethos... Your life CAN'T have any meaning... Because his ethos IS THE THING GIVES LIFE MEANING. You see how you have to assume his ethos ad hoc for his ethos to work? Which is why I told you all a while ago: Never vote for anyone that Jordan Peterson promotes. Or anyone who associates with him. Actively vote against them!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2023
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Pagan-Catholic

A Pagan-Catholic refers to an individual who incorporates elements of both Paganism and Catholicism into their religious beliefs and practices. This term typically describes someone who identifies with the rituals, symbolism, or worldview of both traditions, often blending aspects of nature worship, polytheism, or animism with Catholic rituals, saints, or theology. These individuals belong to both Pagan and Catholic religions, usually either religious pantheists or panentheists, who have more than one religion that connects them to their culture and place within the world. It is important to note that both the Paganism mixed with the Catholicism is connected with the local culture and history of the people who belong to Catholic and Pagan religions.
She considers herself a Pagan-Catholic, celebrating the solstices with Pagan rituals while also attending Catholic Mass on Sundays and connecting with Mother Nature and praying to the Mother of God.
by Natugardener April 17, 2024
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Cathole

Cat version of an asshole, a cat, that is also an asshole.

- Because they earned their own definition.
- I stayed up all night to decorate the best layered cake I have ever made, only to have Mr Whiskers sit on it, leaving butt-marks in the frosting.

- Typical cathole behaviour.
by BearClawBling January 13, 2024
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st marys catholic school

a school in bishops stortford that is catholic. mr neves is the current head. mr celano was the old head. mr celano is italian ofc. music department is so underfunded i will die. best music teacher is going on maternity leave. we have two flute players and 99% of the school are homophobes. there is a gay teacher there too he is my RE teacher lmao.
i go to st marys catholic school because i am a lesbainnnn~
by gaypanic4lottie October 30, 2022
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