Breakfast of Champions

A geniune Breakfast of Champions (Here on reffered to as B.o.C) is an un-orthodox, usually unhealthy meal in the late morning/early afternoon. A typical breakfast could be bacon and eggs, toast, cereal etc whereas a B.o.C would be potato chips, coca-cola and your regular crappy food. It is reffered to as a B.o.C because it will set you up for the day to accomplish any given task fluently and at the adequate level of a CHAMPION.

Duder 1: Hey! The way you kicked that trash can was AMAZING! What have you eaten for breakfast??

Champion: Today bretheren, My morning meal consisted of half a pound of flour, three cans of Dr Pepper (Cherry) and enough pretzels to ensure I could kick any trash can with ease.

Duder 2: Wow! That is most definately a Breakfast of Champions !

by Ben McSex December 25, 2011

breakfast in bed

When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.

After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.

by E&A July 16, 2008

english breakfast

a double dose of aspirin and water

i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast

by tyronedashizzle May 12, 2007

Breakfast Basket

Placing a hard-boiled egg into a woman's vagina and then consuming it with cooter bacon.

-A full course meal.

Man 1 : You seem hungry.

Man 2 : Yeah, I skipped out on breakfast.

Man 1 : Shoulda just had a breakfast basket.

Man 2 : I'm not married.

by Lousy-David April 12, 2009

Breakfast for Dinner

A sexual inneuendo for oral sex.

I'm really excited to have breakfast for dinner with Chloe.

by Socks22 August 2, 2017

Miami Breakfast

when someone snorts a line of cocaine anytime of the day or night, to start off their day, night, or to get a second wind to a long day or night

Example 1)
Kirk had a long day, we should sit down to a Miami Breakfast, so he will be fresh for tonight.

Example2)
Dustin: Why is Mike so energized this morning, after a long night?

Brett: Oh, He had a Miami Breakfast first thing this morning.

by IceColdChillen June 19, 2010

Dirty Breadstick

noun - during the act of intercourse on a beach, pulling out and dipping the male unit into the sand, it has now become a dirty breadstick

aka a screaming pelican

I was with Ashley on the beach, I gave her a dirty breadstick. She was pissed.

by David McQuade February 15, 2008