Shaved to the bone

The art of shaving off all pubic hair

Craig-Did you blast that wee burd last night?

Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
Craig-Any good?
Archie-She was shaved to the bone and took it up the dump valve.
Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag

by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014

Bone Sandwich

Getting punched in the face with a penis.

Man, that girl was about to go down on me but I accidentally tripped and gave her a bone sandwich.

by Slackrabbit December 21, 2013

Amuse bone

The act of having sex prior to enjoying a large meal; so as to enjoy both acts at the optimal time.

Women: "I made us a reservation to have the 12 course tasting menu at Manresa on Saturday at 830pm."

Man: "Great! Should we plan to Amuse bone beforehand since we'll be tired and full after?"

by TALKTONIGHTROCKS March 3, 2016

Smokey Bone

Stand up naked with an erection while your girl blows smoke rings around your penis.

If timed correctly you might even be able to ejaculate through a smoke ring. Now that’s talent!

Last night my girl gave me the old Smokey bone before head.

by Plumb2 March 26, 2019

dinosaur bone

Having sex with someone from your past

I met up with a Amanda last night, haven’t seen her in years, we dinosaur boned.

by JoeJoeDPlate June 2, 2018

Gag Bone

A very large, girthy penis. Well above average. Generally, those classified as having a “horse cock”. Known to induce the gag reflex of the person or persons performing oral gratification and also for pounding the cervix of female partners.

Rachel was choking and slobbering all over my gag bone.

My gag bone was pounding her cervix. She said no body has had a gag bone that can beat her guts like mine.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

smile bones

Teeth

My smile bones hurt when I eat something cold.

by BardleyMcBeard June 8, 2018