Fresh Bit

An attractive female who one has never met before. She is brand new and actually stands a chance to the boy in question.

"Hey man, so what did you think of those two fresh bits we had dinner with last night?"

"You mean that fresh bit and her friend?"

by FreshTillDeath108 February 18, 2012

doing my bit for the child effort

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.

'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

8 Bit-Head

8 Bit-Head is when you are playing a retro video game while getting head from a hot blonde. It is similar to road head, just without the road.

John was playing Zelda while getting head from Gina. It was the best 8 Bit-Head ever.

Gina come give me 8 Bit-Head! Nintendo b***h run punch jump c*m!

by Feather Stalker November 23, 2013

2-bit Pûntîto

An insult that means that someone is dumb, hence the word 2-bit, and then pûntîto can mean any curse word possible

What did that 2-bit pûntîto say?!

by Ethan T.T January 7, 2020

not a bit of me

Something you would not like to do or be asscociated with.

Mate: Oi big man, should we get some pineapple on the pizza.

Me: naa mate that’s not a bit of me.

by WordsIsayAreGolden October 4, 2017

Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat

"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...

Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."

by Usebleach January 17, 2021

a bit thom yorke

When someone does something odd or out of the ordinary. Inspired by thom yorke of radiohead

"Bill just ran around screaming"

"he's a bit thom yorke

by unitedbyfate June 1, 2007