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Beef Weeps

When a man begins to cry or weep after consuming an excessive amount of meat most commonly steak.
Kent: Hey Joe why are you openly weeping in this fine restauant, Didn't you enjoy your 1.5 kg Fillet Mignon Tenderloin?

Joe: Oh kent, these are not tears of sorrow, I have eaten so much I have a case of the beef weeps. But don't worry about me it will pass in an hour or so.
by spoondude April 10, 2011
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Beef Blankets

On her way out of the bathroom, Katie tripped on her California King Size Beef Blankets.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.
by cuddlefinger December 7, 2011
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Beef Thicket

An area encumbered by heavy ass gas that will not disperse and one you must traverse through. Also, the depositor of said gas usually did so with an S.B.D. (silent but deadly) fart.
"Beef Thicket" While strolling the aisle of your local supermarket you suddenly hit a wall of odor that makes the air taste thick and impenetrable, not unlike having your path obstructed by a row of thick thorn bushes. As you pass through the described area you will state " phew, beef thicket" and quicken your pace.
by Pizza The Gut 331 December 25, 2011
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BEEF LOG

n. pl. (BeefLogs)

1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.

2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.

3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.

4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.

5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.

6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."
"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"
by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012
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beef mountain

a very tall and muscular person
That man over there is quite a beef mountain, he must be a weightlifter.
by Mr. Eggplant February 13, 2014
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Beef Cobbler

Dequan's moms beef cobbler is gross.
by The New Blue Waffle Taco July 26, 2014
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Beef Teriyaki

The act of eating a person out until they poop in your face, smearing the poop as you eat them out.
Man, my mouth tastes shitty after having some of Susie's Beef Teriyaki
by Towlie47 May 26, 2015
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