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owen benjamin 

A failed comedian who lives in the woods shouting at the moon and blaming all his failures on jews. his devoted cult call themselves "the bears". these are angry little men who are mad the world for their own failures, just like owen. Owen also drinks turpentine and beats his wife.
Kids stay in school or you will end up like owen benjamin.
owen benjamin by benshapirofan February 17, 2020

breaking benjamin 

a GREAT band. sucks cuz they arent that popular. buy there cd!!!
omg breaking benjamin is fucking awesome!
breaking benjamin by Yvonne August 10, 2004

breaking benjamin 

an excellent band that unfortunately over in the uk is practically unknown.
Best Songs: Polyamorous, So Cold (in my opinion]
So, just when you think that you're alright, I'm crawling out from the inside, I never hurt anyone, I never listened at all!

Breaking Benjamin 

The Best Freaking Band in the World
in my case only known for "So Cold"
and 'Sooner or Later" but have many better songs
FireFly Could you shine your light
Now I know your ways
'cause they're just like mine
Now I'm justified
As I fall in line
And it's hard to try
When you're open wide

,FireFly

breaking benjamin 

a great band only known for their one song "so cold" which the radio stations played out but will not pay attention to their other great songs such as polyamorous,ordinary man,blow me away,away,water,forget it,home,firefly and many more the band is slowly gaining its popularity but is still mostly underground which i think is best and decreases the time of them selling out.so far they have 3 cds out "saturate","wer not alone", and "so cold EP" which features the acoustic version of so cold and a song used on the halo 2 sound track "blow me away"
random wonna be: dude what are u listening to?
me:breaking benjamin
random wonna be:breaking who?
breaking benjamin by sema.RU December 24, 2004

Reverse Benjamin Button Disease 

Aging forward throughout time, becoming older every single year until you finally die.
"Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

"I'm sorry to tell you this Mr. Jansson, but you have reverse Benjamin Button disease"

"Can I be cured?"

"I'm afraid not, you're as good as dead"