Spag'n'Balls

A linguistic contraction for that deliciously complex fusion of pasta, tomato-based sauce and balled-up, seasoned ground meat; most effectively applied at high-end dining establishments in order to substantiate an individuals culinary sophistication.

Waiter: And for you, Sir? Have you made a decision regarding the choice of your Main Course?
Patron: Ahhh, yes...I think I'll be having the Spag'n'Balls...
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, I don't seem to find this on the menu...Ahhh, yes. On the kids menu, very well...

by YAWA March 14, 2019

long balls

It is the rare phenomenon in which a person is cursed with an unusually long nut sack which unfortunately more often then not will get caught in the zipper of a pair of jeans and cause excruciating and unbearable pain. This in turn limits ones sexual performance.

Larry David, Curb your Enthusiasm. "I have long balls, LONG BALLS!"

by Capitaann November 12, 2007

When Justin Bieber's balls drop

A way of saying "yeah right" or trying to say something's never going to happen because it sounds so rediculous. Synonomous to "when hell freezes over"

Derek: "Hey Dan can i borrow your car tonight?"
Dan: "No"
Derek: "Come on dude please. Won't you ever trust me."
Dan: "Hell no. I'll trust you when Justin Bieber's balls drop."

by ishakeimove May 8, 2010

Balls Tired

So tired that your whole body is sagging.

(803) I didn't fall asleep 'till 4AM last night.
(675) Man, you must be balls tired.

by Douggins February 8, 2010

Ballsack

A sack of balls. Footballs, basketballs, soccer balls. Mostly sports balls but it’s only for balls.

Elementary student: Hey Gym teacher, where are the footballs?
Gym Teacher: Look in the ballsack, kid. You’ll find many.

by Marissa but with an L/The Sack February 7, 2020

Ballseye

Commonly used to make fun of guys who got hit in the balls, same as in bullseye (right in the spot).

-Wrestler gets kicked in the balls during a wrestling match-

Wrestler: *screams* "ooohhh!!! My balls!!!"
Girls watching the match: Hahaha! ballseye!!!
Wrestler: *cries*

by Nobli November 12, 2012

big balls mcgraw

A fictional pimpin' cowboy character known for his especially large, waxed smooth testicles. (briefly referenced in a Dave Chapelle comedy skit when talking about his desire for large smooth shiny balls)

Oh, shit! Big Balls Mcgraw just teabagged that chick and knocked her the fguck out!

by Honkey Renig November 6, 2007