Beat the squirt

Sexual act in which a man, in the crucial moments before the woman ejaculates, withdraws and rushes across the room to the opposing wall and tags it with his hand, thus "beating the squirt."

Shit, son, I beat the squirt just seconds before Marie gushed all over my Cobain poster.

by Body Quiz December 31, 2007

beating

A reference for sexual intercourse when the word Fuck can't be used due to your setting or being inappropriate.

Sorry I didn't answer your call last night. I was beating hole.

by blunt but funny January 1, 2016

BD/Beat Deprivation

The male equivalent to pms. When a man waits too long to beat his meat he becomes beat deprived. This generally makes the man irritable and much more susceptible to getting a boner.

Spencer had BD because he went on a family vacation and couldn't find the time to whack his shit.

Spencer's Mom: why is spencer so mad?
Connor: he hasn't beat his shit in awhile.
Spencer's Mom: what?
Connor: he has a bad case of BD/Beat Deprivation.

by getchasum151 August 27, 2009

beat the sam

Coming from ancient Greek, this phrase means to literally beat off someone named Sam, Sambo, Sanchez, Sammy, Samuel, or Salsazar.

I beat the Sam twice a day for two weeks.

by John Petersen August 1, 2004

beatdown stick

cop slang for a nightstick

Yo LT, check out my cocobolo beatdown stick!

by Wickadelic May 9, 2006

Beat the Final Boss

Quick masturbation session during a break from, or after a marathon of gaming.

I played World of Warcraft for 8 hours yesterday. I got wired from all caffeine, I had to beat the final boss before I could sleep.

by bruno13069 December 23, 2017

bill beating

Something that is overtly expensive and not worth the money, hence damage to your wallet. Also known as a "Double B."

I took a bill beating on all those crappy rides at the state fair.

by E Style November 20, 2006