basking ridge

Boring, nice, rich ass white suburban town in New Jersey. The kind of place kids will make fun of for being rich and snobby(which it is) while they get high because there is nothing else to do, yet consistently forget to be thankful for how damn lucky they are that they were born into a rich and snobby town as opposed to Newark. or like, Somalia.

also known as B-RIZZLE

You live in a rich ass white suburban town? THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BITCHING?

by fobsta! February 16, 2005

Brasting

To have a painful need to defecate.

That bog had better be free because I am brasting for a shit.

by BottStaines July 1, 2009

bashing the candle

Of a male, engaged in the act of masturbation .

Sebastian encounter Miguel watching his porn collection in his livingroom he claims...

*Miguel you bashing the candle in my department.*

by urbanboy16 May 7, 2016

Blasting

To engage in such heavy and violent drinking that you lose vision, memory and can potentially drown.

holy fuck i was blasting everything lastnight from vodka to breast milk and everything in between!

by Sutter1251 June 13, 2016

Busting a Crumpet

Taking a shit. A bad one.

Where is Jared?
He’s been busting a crumpet for 10 minutes now.

by Whiplax22 August 10, 2019

Scam Baiting

Scam Baiting (SKAM bay.ting) pp. Harassing an email scammer, particularly one running a 419 advance fee fraud scheme, by feigning interest in the scam and then tricking the scammer into performing costly, silly or time-wasting tasks.
Synonyms: scam-baiting, scambaiting, b8ing, baiting.
- scam baiter n.

I've been scam baiting the same Nigerian scammer for over a year and he STILL thinks I'm a 104-year-old WWII vet who is willing to send him money! LOL!

by Suncrafter November 19, 2011

tongue blasting

When you rapidly tongue someone's orifice for pleasure

Daniel was in the process of totally tongue blasting her fudge tunnel.

by Fuckedupman July 16, 2016