jacksy bastard

Not neccesarily derogatory,a person who has an enviable amount of luck

That geezer from that porn film is a jacksy bastard!.He has got a masive todger,shags top notch totty allday and gets paid for it!! Jacksy Bastard!

by rudi October 29, 2006

Bandwidth Basher

Someone who uses all the bandwidth from flatmates, in order to stream HD porn.

Max was pissed off because the internet was slow
Turns out Thomas was being a bandwidth basher with the porn again.

by johnnyblossom March 14, 2010

commy bastard

a name for a communist bastard piece of shit

Mrs. Donatello: Do u have ur homework john?
John: Shuddup Mrs. Donatello u commy bastard!

by Taylor_Hub April 20, 2015

webbed foot paddle basher

making love to a canoeing duck.

er man..that dudes webbed foot paddle bashin......fucking freak

by ray + luke March 29, 2004

rat bastard

an completely wretched and despised person

Get off my case you rat bastard.

by Light Joker November 15, 2004

Goat Bastard

An inhabitant of Narnia who steals your socks

Did that guy just take my sock?
yea that damn goat bastard

by leetleetleeet February 18, 2009

shiftless bastard

A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.

Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!

by Gunny bunny January 1, 2012