audio startle

When you forget you have your computer speakers on and one of those audio alerts (from spell checker,you've got mail,Weatherbug, etc) scares the crap out of you. Can also occur when computer is idle but the speakers are on if you have an Aquarium screen saver.(bubbling water)

I was already sitting on a poop knob when I received an audio startle that made me soil myself.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

audiophilistine

Person who is incapable of appreciating the superiority of expensive "high-end" audio equipment such as speakers, headphones, and audio cables (not necessarily derogatory). Compare to audiophile.

I spent $300 on these headphones, but I simply can't tell that much of a difference compared to my old $25 earbuds. I guess that makes me an audiophilistine.

by CaseinPoint July 13, 2012

audiocorporal

of both the ears and the physical body at the exact same time.
Audiocorporal stimulation is mainly for people who have favorite words, and like to recieve both the word and the touch at the same time.

If you were to slap me, and say "crucio" at the exact same time, that would be a form of audiocorporal stimulation.

by cadaver lover December 5, 2013

Audio Hacker

A coder / hacker that also makes beats. They hack audio machines and create newer cooler sounds.

'Hey Ben! I hacked my midi controller last night and created a cool glitch sound.'
'Karen, you're such an audio hacker.'

by PabloPabloPablo January 12, 2015

Auditorial Realism

When fake sounds made by a human sound real. Definitely a real word/phrase.

"Damn, that was some serious auditorial realism!"

by Mikey J Jonah July 4, 2015

audiodextrous

The ability to handle tasks while listening to multiple audio devices simultaneously.

I am very audiodextrous at the salon while talking to my stylist, the television and stereo are playing in the same room.

by Carrie Hall and Gigi Phillips September 18, 2016

auditory penetration

when a person cuts your ear off and proceeds to penetrate the ear socket.

`my favorite type of penetration is auditory penetration.

by jonathan markasphere December 26, 2016