Texas Bobsled

When you have a naked girl at the top of a staircase, stick it in her ass, then ride her down the steps.

Bro, last night I gave Mandy the Texas Bobsled!

by allaboutsexacts February 28, 2011

Texas Chillibowl

Involves Tobassco Sauce, a telephone, and the anus.

I lubbed up the phone with tobassco sauce and placed it in Jon's anus. Me and the boys call it the Texas Chillibowl! :D

by ohbaaaby2010 August 10, 2010

texas flood

The event of sweat pooling from your asscrack/buttcheeks/gooch pooling onto bedsheets after a long hot masturbation session. Such a flood only occurs after extended periods of jacking off. The result is a very wet spot on your sheets/bed/wherever you were sitting, causing you extreme discomfort, resulting in a changing of position.

I was jacking off last night in bed and I caused a such a bad Texas Flood that I had to switch spots in bed.

by Damian/Ryan April 28, 2007

Texas Helicopter

Rotate your hips to get your partially limp dick twirling in a 360 degree pattern, then move in and start slapping this whirlwind on your laying woman's forehead.

Texas Helicopter is similar to a 'Teabag' but with rotation.

by TheMoneyShot June 21, 2006

texas snowplow

When your banging a girl doggy style then lift her up by her arms and run around, banging her into shit like bookcases and chairs.

My girl got knocked out when I texas snowplowed her into the refrigerator, so I decided to finish the job myself.

by Leeroy Smithington August 3, 2006

texas shocker

2 in the cooter, 1 in the pooter.

shock that 'yatch texan style!

by double LL April 17, 2006

Texas Saddlebag

The act of ejaculating into a condom, taking it off and tying it up, shouting yeehaw whilst spinning it in the air, and popping over your partner's head. The question of wether it's during sex or not is your choice.

My husband told me he had a suprise, and he gave me a Texas Saddlebag!

by HeWhoShantbeNamed January 15, 2011