Alex is the biggest asshole you'll ever meet. You are what you eat. He gets turned on by food. Don't try & take his food because you might lose a finger. He plays football, & lowkey watches baseball too. Alex is the definition of "Hit it & Quit it" his dick thinks for itself. If you come across an Alex just turn the other way because they have no chill.
by Pwoww June 10, 2014
Get the Alexmug. A queer creature obsessed with illogical arguments and irrelevant stuff, has total ignorance of the subject that everyone else is talking about. People usually want to tell him to fuck of but fear it would destroy his fragile mind. Also seems obsessed with zoophilia
Person1: Hey look there's a person wearing a cardboard box and poking a dead cat
Person2: Hu must be Alex
Person2: Hu must be Alex
by The random person in a tree June 20, 2016
Get the Alexmug. by Memeodalen January 6, 2017
Get the Alexmug. A sheep, often a black sheep, who follows you everywhere and doesn't quite realize he is not welcome
Stuart: and then i grabbed the grizzly by the neck and...
Alex: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jordan: shut up or i'll plug your ears with dirt and kick you in the chin
Alex: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jordan: shut up or i'll plug your ears with dirt and kick you in the chin
by choochoofoof March 16, 2009
Get the Alexmug. Complete pothead. No value to society whatsoever. Someone who will most certainly end up on welfare, with twelve retarded children. Drives a trashy car with a "wicked system". He has squinty eyes, and says pathetic things. Should be shot on spot.
by 4thdownsyndrome March 1, 2011
Get the Alexmug. short for Alexis or Alexandria. claims he's a guy. apparently, is a faggot unless he admits the name of the girl he likes.
by (buh-TIS-tuh) October 22, 2008
Get the Alexmug.