A white male that frequently goes to the gym and proceeds to jack off viciously. Usually of Jewish origin, he loves to kick small children in the face at laugh his small and erect penis. You can spot an "Alex" if he has grey almost silver ejaculate in his hair and by a very small bean like structure in between his legs and adjacent to the balls. He is renowned through the world as "one of the biggest dick faces in the world".

Person 1: Did you hear about Alex?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah apparently he has the smallest dick in the world.
Person 2: Oh yeah I know that.
Person 2: He also was penetrated by shrek

Alex by Alex Turovets December 28, 2013

Alex

A guy with small brain, soul and penis

Hey look it's that Alex with a tic tac! Oh wait that's no tic tac...

Alex by South park for life 360° April 15, 2015

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Alex

A dumbass

Alex means not smart

Alex by Sadly,dls March 16, 2017

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Alex

A male who is a complete fagot and thinks that he is great in everything that he claims to do. He is also a compulsive liar and will do absolutely anything to get a girl to sleep with him. He may come off as a funny guy but he really is only making fun of your religion.

girl: who does he think he is? he must be an alex.

boy: he thinks he's better than everyone. he always get's his way. alex sucks!

Alex by whatislifeandairandthis August 6, 2011