The act of receiving fellatio on the toilet while simultaneously defecating and eating a cheeseburger.
by dragonschld June 12, 2008
Get the Fat Albert mug.An ignorant baboon that is stubborn as a mule. Originally, the word albert was a name, but it has now become a definition of a person who criticizes everyone, but does not realize his own gaping flaws.
An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage
An albert has it periods twice every four days, whether male or female, and generally picks fights when in this stage
chad - stop being such an albert!
Richard - you are such an albert! don't you realize nobody has ever confirmed what you say about yourself?
Richard - you are such an albert! don't you realize nobody has ever confirmed what you say about yourself?
by EE3-Bro's-bro December 8, 2009
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Example of an Albertisms
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"
It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"
I love Styx "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the law"
It's actually "Oh mama I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law"
by Mossy Swordsman December 9, 2013
Get the Albertisms mug.A very hyper and exciting person. People with this name are also very kind hearted. This name means "bright and noble" but depending on it's origin, it also means "wanderer".
by Mark_0534 April 19, 2018
Get the Alberto mug.Well..people with this name are usually smart and they are also known as a macho boy or also known as a playboy. They know how to play games carefully. They are not happy having one girl with them. Tbh they would love the village to be with them. Try to not be greedy. It's for your own good. Change before it's too late. Because of your attitude, you might or had lost someone who worth a fortune.
by Mommyoffacts December 30, 2017
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Taken from the word “chebs” sounding like “chips” used as a code so as not to be caught checking them out.
Taken from the word “chebs” sounding like “chips” used as a code so as not to be caught checking them out.
by Staifreak March 13, 2018
Get the Albert Bartlett mug.A funny girl, and she is super serious. But I love her so much, because she is the coolest friend that you could ever have. Also she is very beautiful.
by Isnrbsna August 27, 2019
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