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Absofkglutely

A definite absolutely with a fucking exclamation..
Kc: ”Is it cold outside?”

Jojo: ”Absofkglutely!!”
by Trixxier Crisp May 26, 2023
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absolute gronk

Norman was an absolute gronk for hoarding all the idlis
by YaboyPK123 July 7, 2023
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Absofuckinlutly

A very strong emphasis on being enthusiastic about something another May of asked us to do with them that sounds like so much fun they can’t wait and they will be there
I Absofuckinlutly will be at that slamming party!
by Trislee July 13, 2023
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Absolute Monarchy

An endangered governing system.

All power on the king.

Easy to be abdicated.

The King's term ends when he dies or abdicated.

The King's children are his successors.

Used to dominate most of the world's government.
Saudi Arabia is an example of absolute monarchy.
by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023
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absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.
A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon
by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023
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Absolutaputamente

This is the Spanish equivalent for "absofuckinglutely". It adds the word "puta" between "absoluta" and the suffix "mente".
¿Estás de acuerdo? ¡ABSOLUTAPUTAMENTE!

Pues absolutaputamente lo tenemos que hacer.

No estoy listo para nada. Absolutaputamente.
by LingDanc803 August 19, 2023
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Absolutely Nana

To peel somebody’s clothes off like a banana
Get on the bed so I can absolutely nana you
by The regger September 3, 2023
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