Absofkglutely

A definite absolutely with a fucking exclamation..

Kc: ”Is it cold outside?”

Jojo: ”Absofkglutely!!”

by Trixxier Crisp May 26, 2023

absolute gronk

Someone who is absolutely a gronk

Norman was an absolute gronk for hoarding all the idlis

by YaboyPK123 July 7, 2023

Absofuckinlutly

A very strong emphasis on being enthusiastic about something another May of asked us to do with them that sounds like so much fun they can’t wait and they will be there

I Absofuckinlutly will be at that slamming party!

by Trislee July 13, 2023

Absolute Monarchy

An endangered governing system.

All power on the king.

Easy to be abdicated.

The King's term ends when he dies or abdicated.

The King's children are his successors.

Used to dominate most of the world's government.

Saudi Arabia is an example of absolute monarchy.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

absolute melon

An absolute melon is the person who can only say the most useless answers that contribute nothing the the conversation. They are always looking for attention and have IQ's lower than 4.

A: Says some dumb bullshit

B: You absolute melon

by waitwhatdoiputinhereagain August 18, 2023

Absolutaputamente

This is the Spanish equivalent for "absofuckinglutely". It adds the word "puta" between "absoluta" and the suffix "mente".

¿Estás de acuerdo? ¡ABSOLUTAPUTAMENTE!

Pues absolutaputamente lo tenemos que hacer.

No estoy listo para nada. Absolutaputamente.

by LingDanc803 August 19, 2023

Absolutely Nana

To peel somebody’s clothes off like a banana

Get on the bed so I can absolutely nana you

by The regger September 3, 2023