Sunday afternoon

Defined by the late Douglas Adams as "The Long, Dark, Teatime of the Soul." A period of time when you know that you should be doing something around the house, but you're too busy thinking about going back to work on Monday.

"I know I should be fixing that squeaky step on the front porch, but I've got a bad case of Sunday Afternoon."

by MarkAitch December 3, 2005

afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck

Slang term used to belittle and humiliate your opponent in a war of insults... often used as a trump card.

Your face looks like the afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck.

by Tonan the Librarian March 7, 2003

~twitter after dark~

The time of night on twitter when the greatness per tweet is at its highest. Starts nightly at 12:47am and goes until daylight. The purpose is to keep the timeline from dying for fellow insomniacs. ~twitter after dark~ has its roots in Omaha, Nebraska. Founded by lostattsea.

I fell asleep before ~twitter after dark~ started I'm so soft!

by lostattsea July 22, 2012

After Dinner Delight

After a luxurious and laborious dinner, having sex with a man/woman and then murdering them; an act of a foodie serial killers; an act of Franco (see general hospital); occasionally an act of suicide

That dinner was soooo goood i knew i was ready for an after dinner delight!

by Francoluver November 24, 2010

aftermath

its wierd like the next day after geting high you will suddenly fell high again its like a hangover but its a good thing.If you have never smoked you wouldnt know what im talking about.

dude, i was in school and the aftermath kicked in.

by skr March 1, 2007

Afton

this is my name, and i know its hott, no need to tell me twice or 5 times. i love it too

Hello fellow peoples of america, my name is Afton...dont ask

by Cabla January 14, 2005

overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck

hell if i know but it cant be good

man fuck you, you overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck!!!!!

by J_P June 20, 2004