Demolition Hammer

One of the unappreciated thrash metal bands from the Bronx area that have pure talent and ripped your faces off while listening to their first two albums "Tortured Existence" and "Epidemic of Violence". Songs with complex riffing and some kick ass solos that gives you a major eargasm, fucking worth listening to. Time Bomb is their last album released for now while they've gone towards a groove metal sound but still kicks ass. The band broke up a year after releasing Time Bomb but reunited 21 years later. Hopefully we'll hear from them making a new album that will show metal is not dead at all!
Fuck yeah man! Demolition Hammer is sick as fuck! Their riffs make you wanna nut! That's how good they are!
by Shb99 August 09, 2021
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hammer squirrel

ass clown who tries to get something done (but not very hard) and gets nothing done
Fucking hammer squirrel spent $ 10,000 on a birthday party for herself and forgot to come to the party!
by Steph the U!! April 01, 2016
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hammer bacon

Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"
by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011
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Jammy Hammer

Jammy Boye has a powerful weapon that removes toxicity. Some members of the Jammy Police may be allowed to use it.
Me: XD LMAO TRASH KID

Jammy Boye: HERE COMES THE JAMMY HAMMER!
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Hammer mansion

Boxer shorts worn by a dude packin' heat.
Banana hammocks and grape smugglers are WAY too restrictive, so I always rock the hammer mansions.
by trojanhorse August 05, 2009
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nanner hammer

A douche canoe who can't spell and loves spreadsheets
Man that nanner hammer can't fucking spell
by embieria March 12, 2014
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hammer myself

1. When you're about to participate in the act of an extremely good tugging

2. What you tell someone when you're about to participate in wild masterbation / annialating yourself sexually
Guys, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going to hop on xnxx and throw on an orgasm compilation and just absolutely hammer myself.

I'm so horny for a ravaging I'm going to turn on bukkake porn and hammer myself until I splooge right into the carpet.
by TwonnyTrash November 15, 2015
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