Closet Lock

A person of the opposite gender with whom a homosexual flirts to attempt to remain 'in the closet.'

Roseanne is Ryan's closet lock. He's totally gay but pretends to flirt with her so nobody will suspect.

by IHatePoorna April 22, 2011

Caps Lock Mode

When a person on a forum or chat room is either extremely excited or angry, they put on caps lock for more than 5 minutes. May also use many exclamation marks, making them an "exclamation whore" in "caps lock mode".

<AlkazarPwns>: WOULD YOU SHUT UP I AM SO SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT! YOU DO THIS ALL THE TIME! UGH!
<Samantha1786>: Good god, would you get out of caps lock mode and type like a person who isn't on the internet for the first time in their lives?

by tendollarlameo July 14, 2011

Immortal Lock

When something is guaranteed for all eternity

Jimi Hendrix is an immortal lock for the best guitarist to ever live.

by RHCP1010 June 13, 2012

jizz lock

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum

Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.

by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013

Fetus Lock

When you curl up into a fetal position during intercourse, and prevent your parter from reaching your genitals.

"Yo man, last night I pulled the old Fetus Lock on my girlfriend, and now she thinks I need to see a counsellor "

by BellBoy August 20, 2014

Fetus Lock

When you curl up into a fetal position during intercourse, and prevent your partner from reaching your genitals.

"Yo man, last night I pulled the old Fetus Lock on my girlfriend, and now she thinks I need to see a counsellor "

by BellBoy August 20, 2014

chair lock

To be not be able to move while being high

Yo I can't move, I'm chair locked

by SEXYNIPl35 May 14, 2015