textured

The act of being inebriated, and finding the need to tell absolutely anyone you know about being a drunk fuck through text messages.

Person One: Fuck. I'm textured. Like Bad
Person Two: Textured?

Person Yes, Textured
Person Two: Textured?

Person Three: You heard the man. TEXTURED

by LinleyGames June 25, 2023

Textpectation

How about "textpectation"? It's when you're waiting for someone to text you back, and you start to get anxious or excited about what they might say. It's a combination of the words "text" and "expectation."

"I hate the feeling of textpectation when I'm waiting for a reply from my crush."

by 4uffin July 5, 2023

texas wheel

tuesday tuesday innit fish n chips bottle of water oi oi oi
tea and crumpets
god save the queen

texas wheel is british

by zhauwneebuoi July 20, 2023

Texas

Texas is the best state in the U.S.A., and is more American than America. Texas has a lot of state pride, and they love football. Don’t forget that Oklahoma is terrible in every way.

“God bless Texas”

by AnderWasTaken July 21, 2023

Texas

The worst place on the planet. This place is terrible, it doesn't even deserve to be a place. Nothing about Texas is good.

Run away from Texas!

by anonymous August 2, 2023

Textspiration

The inspiration and motivation gained from uplifting text messages or conversations.

During challenging times, receiving messages filled with encouragement and support can provide a powerful textspiration that fuels our determination to keep going.

by Marc2.0 August 10, 2023

Textually

Verbally, but through text

"Please stop textually saying shrug"

by BasilBread August 12, 2023