Turtle Penis

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!

That dude just got out of that pool, I bet he has a turtle penis.

by GAYturtleSEX July 8, 2020

Penis

Long and very hard at times but always in the way of movements

My damn penis is in the way again

by Your moms Harry ass pussy February 17, 2020

Penis Purse

A mans scrotum

I keep my balls in my penis purse

by TyTyCool January 9, 2021

penis

funny shapes on men

he has a large penis.

by _lupical May 22, 2022

penis strangler

Penis strangler is another word for condom as it strangles the penis leaving the penis successfully strangled kirl

i was going to put it in her booty but she reminded me i forgot my penis strangler to stop her getting STIs

by CREAMINISREALLIFE March 2, 2016

Penis

Your 2 inch punisher in your pants

i definitely have a HUGE penis im talking GIRTHy HUNKY meatslapper of a penis

by Stonkle September 23, 2021

penis

something Tommy says three times in a row everyday to get girls but doesn't get girls because hes a kindergartner.

penis penis penis!

by your big boing sis July 5, 2018