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Penis Music

Bonky, Cloinky, and sometimes bloopy music often with an upbeat tone. It sounds as if it were made for or made by a very floppy penis. Imagine Scooby-Doo running on air, you have imagined what penis music might sound like. It is of note that is music is dogshit and it is not generally encouraged to listen to Penis Music as entertainment. It is instead used as a device to mock music which you don't like, for which you may call the offending music "Penis Music" and then post the youtube link.
me: *Listens to dogshit*

me: "Penis Music"
by DunDaDun February 17, 2025
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the penis game

a game of at least 2 people, in which you must take turns saying penis. there are only three rules:

- you must say "penis" when it's your turn
- you must say it louder than the person preceding you
- you must not laugh, giggle, chortle, etc.

failing to follow these rules will result in elimination. have fun!
by loonafan45 August 13, 2022
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micro penis

means that inkyalexdude's penis is really tiny
did you know that inkyalexdude has a micro penis
by purplehatguy July 9, 2022
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Penis Mexican

1.) (adj.) When your foreskin looks like a sombrero

2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together
1.) Hey Dr. doe is this what they call penis Mexican

2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican
by The big Mexican March 13, 2021
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Penis Chair

by Andreapepe May 30, 2018
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penis

someting you look up when you are bored as fuck
hey im bored as fuck

im gonna google the word penis
by ieatass247 November 8, 2021
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Papa Bear penis

It's where a man has above average penis.
Like for an example 7" long and 4" in with or 9" and 3" or 8"3.5".
He really has a big papa bear
by Mr good advice April 6, 2023
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