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fake penis 

A fake penis is a male body part that is not real or is imaginary. Can also be considered a dildo.
Dude, he’s literally dreaming for a fake penis.
fake penis by ur vvvv cool mommy February 21, 2019

A penis filet 

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.
Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.

stinky penis buttfucker 

A guy who cannot stay faithful to their partner in a previously agreed upon monogamous relationship. Also used for assholes in a poly relationship where they are not truthful and lie about seeing others.
That guy Mike is a stinky penis buttfucker. Michelle can do better

banana penis 

when ur dick curves because it’s so big
makenzie: carlos how big is ur petter
carlos: my dick curves its so big. i got banana penis

Church Penis 

Someone who is possession of a Fila fanny pack. He often falls asleep in church. He is seen as a librarian hoe, a toe sucker, and a bitch.
Church Penis by Churchalisous March 27, 2019

Pakman Penis 

When your penis is so mutilated that it splits from side to side like Packman. People with packman penis like to 'dock' with each other. Sages say that if you manage to eat all the fruit (Cherry, Strawberry, Orange, Apple, Melon, Galaxian, Bell, Key) with your Pakman penis you will get a powerup!
Srini totally wants to Pakman Penis you!
Pakman Penis by Ohnoes-pop April 2, 2019