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Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

penis over 

To penis over something is to both like that thing a lot and also to tell the world that that thing is great.
"XBOX fans really penis over Halo all the time."
penis over by esuna May 25, 2006

Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie 

The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.
So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself 

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."
Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

Overpensive 

An other word for something being over rated and over expensive.
That guy is selling overpensive shirts dude!
Overpensive by Mr.Overspensive March 20, 2009

overpenis 

An iconic term uttered by Jen (GamingWithJen), then-wife of Pat (PopularMMOs). In Pat's video "Trayaurus Lab Hunger Games", she meant to say "OverP-ness" (overpowered-ness) but mispronounced badly.
Jen: We're not allowed to use enchanted golden apples- you're putting a lot of pressure on me right now...
Pat: Sorry, I apologize
Jen: Or, uhm... those things, those potions-
Pat: Lucky potions!
Jen: The lucky potions, becuz they're overpenis.. I mean, OH GOD!!! (both ijboling)
overpenis by repufolklore November 30, 2024