Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.
A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (
Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner
pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)
B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {
Ex: "Even though I have no
money, no
job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")
C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (
Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")