you dont have a head to stand on

A way of telling someone they are wrong, or declaring a conversation over.

Inspiration taken from "you dont have a leg to stand on"

Emphasis is to be put on the word head, and lesser emphasis is to be put on the words stand.

Proper execution: "You dont have a HEAD, to STAND on."

Person 1: So, I saw your brother out walking your dog earlier.
Person 2: we dont have a dog.
Person 1: I definitely saw your brother with a dog.
Person 2: Dude, we dont have a dog.
Person 1: Maybe he was walking someone else's dog.
Person 2: You're wrong.
Person 1: You dont have a HEAD to stand on!
Person 2: ...alright fine, maybe we got a dog this morning.

by Dongles "The Shovel" Hungry January 8, 2011

Andy Dick Head Slam

A male homosexual variant of the famed Bill Maher Head Slam. A male takes an anal suppository of muscle relaxers to help, loosen up his anal sphincter, his partner dons a nasal respirator and shoves his lubricated head into the anal canal and rectum. Once inside, the man nuzzles and orally stimulates his partner's prostate. Allegedly invented by comedian/drama queen Andy Dick, after hearing of the Bill Maher Head Slam from a male child prostitute.

The Pope doesn't consider the Andy Dick Head Slam, an impure act, because no vagina is involved. But, he added that the Bill Maher Head Slam is totally immoral.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 26, 2010

Metal Head

In simple terms, one who listens to metal music. Often mean if your musical tastes differ from theirs.

Metal Head: Anything that's not metal sucks. May I see what bands you have in you ipod?

Me: Sure.

Metal Head: Wow, all of this sucks. Where's the Cannibal Corpse?

Me: I actually enjoy many styles of music. You don't enjoy any jazz? I am a big fan of Chick Corea.

Metal Head: Chick Corea is gay because he's not metal. He probably couldn't sweep pick or play natural minor or chromatic scales.

Me: Chick Corea plays piano, so he obviously could not sweep pick; in piano terms, it's an arpeggio. Also, He does use minor scales and chromatic runs but not blindly like your favorite artists.

Metal Head: Still not metal.

by GJizzmo September 21, 2010

Real Head

The act of sticking one's entire head, (Face and all) into a women's vagina. Similar to fisting only it's your head.

"My husband gives the best Head."

by Dom March 17, 2005

nipple head

a foriegner who wears his traditional native head dress, which resembles a white towel wrapped intricately around the head with a small ball protruding from the top.

I wonder what that nipple head gas station owner is wearing under his head dress.

by overseer April 8, 2005

road head

the event in which, while driving an automobile, the driver performs fellatio on the passenger

Most insurance policies do not cover accidents caused by a negligent driver giving his passenger road head.

by Adrian B November 13, 2006

no head

Car with really bad Asian driver ahead of you. So named cause so short can't see their head above seat

(Spoken to yourself while driving) Of course they cut me off turning into my lane and are now signaling left 10 feet later. It's a no head driving

by UrbanoTurbano January 9, 2018