squeeky bum time

Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.
"Dude I had some sick squeeky bum time last night"
by Squeekybum123 June 12, 2017
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tit time

That time when you feel a twitch so your missus shows you her tits, because they are awesome.
"Hey Jordon, its 22:10, you know what that means, tit time!"
by TJaldro69 May 04, 2017
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Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.
-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".
by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025
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wasting time

literally what you are doing right now. if you're like me, your probably bored out of your mind while in a zoom call for art and are on the urban dictionary cuz you're an idiot and have nothing better to do. end my suffering, please.
person 1: lol I'm fucking bored I'm just going to go on to the urban dictionary and waste time that I could use to be productive
person 2: good choice I love wasting time!
by RRRILEY May 05, 2020
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Wasting Time

When you're spending your time on meaningless stuff instead of doing something productive or doing what you're supposed to be doing
aRandomNoob:I just spent half my day writing definitions I am Wasting Time.
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020
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Scram Time

The hour leading up to last call at a bar or club in which patrons must quickly find their hookup for the night before leaving together. Usually the most raucous/best time to be out.
We're going to go scram at Moonies bar!

We're going to the party but we'll probably head downtown for scram time at Moonshadows Tavern.
by Hezell February 05, 2012
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The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours
Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw
by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022
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