Money Kid

That guy in high school who walks around at lunch bumming change for tater tots or mega-cookies. For a good bribe, he'll take on any dare.

Dude: "Hey money kid, I'll give you a dollar to eat that cracker that john squeezed between his butt cheeks!"

Nube: "Make it two dollars? Consider it done."

by LowBrow February 5, 2010

Fortnite Kid

Someone who spends 25 hours everyday just to shit on a random player. Usually nine years old, smells like BO and loves grilled cheese

Don't play with Tate, he is a fortnite kid.

by Daniel not fornite kid April 5, 2022

Ward kids

Ward kids are so annoying. They think there all that when really they’re the worst. They can’t even step to Underwood kids because In everything we kick there ass. Underwood is better and it shows. Ward kids are basic and don’t even realize it. Ward is the dirty pebble Underwood is the diamond. Ward knows that Underwood better in very way. Underwood is swag ward is not

Underwood kids are amazing

Ikr
So much better than ward kids who don’t compare

by I just made this for no reason September 7, 2021

Slap a kid day

This day started almost 6 months ago when my dad decided he was fed up and screamed it’s slap a kid day

Some famous celebrities that this has happened to
Mike Tyson,slim shady and many more

Hey son you failed a math test did you know it’s also slap a kid day

by The modern Shakespeare June 24, 2022

Sour Patch Kids

A sour candy that slowly gets sweeter the longer it stays in your mouth

Girl:Oh no I dropped my Sour Patch Kids
Boy:Then pick them up you lazy bitch

by Rizz queen June 17, 2023

Warzone Kid

A kid who plays war zone more than multiplayer and has only played the campaign if they have played the game

WZ kid:I’m not a WZ kid

dude:do you play MP
WZ KID: no

dude: then your a Warzone Kid
WZ KID:but I play campaign
dude: and...

by The Best Definition Finder August 10, 2021

criminality kid

Similar to Fortnite kids, These creatures suffer of severe brain damage along with skill issue whom either try to compesate their room temperature of alaska by trying to be funny saying stuff like "WOMAN!!!!!", "MIC UP" or dress with weird faces and food clothes, and usually are in a group of rogangsters wannabe or a "military" group that try so hard at being one, if not in a group of the things mentioned above typicallly are dressed like femboys or some random girly outfit, and most cases this is the phase before they reach over level 90, similar to hiv when it evolves it turns into aids, hiv being criminality kids and aids criminality virgins.

Guy #1: hey bro I started playing criminality and there is this kid trying to be funny and killing everyone and constantly saying "skill issue"

Guy #2: leave that session it seems you encounter the first phase of HIV on criminality, basically criminality kids

by WhereIsMySandwich October 3, 2022