Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.

“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022

Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.

"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."

by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023

Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings

Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.

by vogonalover May 19, 2014

Nut yogurt

When you perform anal sex and the man ejaculates in the anus, the other person then projects the cum in the partners mouth.

Give me some nut yogurt

by Jean2 August 17, 2024

Chuckle-nutting

The act of nutting whilst laughing

He was chuckle-nutting on me wile we were playing uno

by Chuckle-nutter September 6, 2025

Ginger Nut Biscuit

Two gingers and blonde in a 3some.

Felt like a fox’s Ginger nut biscuit, 2 gingers and a blonde for the cream

Was like a tag team

by irene’sdefs March 29, 2022

health nut

A health nut is someone who is crazy about losing weight and sticking to strict diets.

My dad is a total health nut. He keeps saying I should lose weight and stop eating certain things! But all he does is make me MAD! And I want to wreck him for making me be a health nut!

by LooneyTunerIan April 6, 2025