Jacket Cum

When the white fluff or particles of a brand new jacket or hoodie land on your pants and then there is so much that it looks like a cum stain.

After buying a new jacket, a found loads of jacket cum on my pants the next day.

by The Sloth Milk March 24, 2015

A Cummings

A complete Cunt

Don't be a Cummings, who do you think you are, driving across the country like that.

by AlexC MeMe Snank May 26, 2020

Cumming courtesy

The common courtesy of reaching your climax , or cumming, at the exact same moment of your partner's climax, out of respect.

Mother: Always practice cumming courtesy, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Why's that?
Mother: To avoid the awkward 10 seconds of watching your partner climax, then having the aftermath of them being angry for you not joining them.

by Duploidzer April 10, 2015

Cum garden

The patch of flora in which somebody goes to masturbate; the plants within are typically sustained by the semen of the person.

1: I nut in the toilet.
2: Suck my cock, I nut in my room.
3: Y’all are coon fucks. I nut in my cum garden.

by Shiiomizu May 05, 2021

Cum Cum Doll

I don’t know what it means but it sounds racist.

He’s/She’s/They’re such a cum cum doll.

by Uncle pops December 17, 2021

Cum Melon

When a chick has a dude or several dudes cum so much in her ass, that squeezing it causes it to leak like a ripe melon.

"After having those three dudes over last night, Cheryl became such a cum melon!"
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."

by Dr. Cum Melon January 09, 2020

Cum taffy

Cum taffy is a stretchy partialy solid glob of cum which is stretchy like taffy

Jimmy: I pulled a 4 foot cum taffy piece from my cum sock.
Scott: how long was that there for.

by Cumcoconigger May 12, 2021