by Mickey22 February 22, 2015

A male who is skilled in the art of pulling out and shooting his wad messily in such a way that it blankets his partner's body in what looks like a piece of modern art.
Dude, i'm a cum artist. I pulled out on her last night and shot my wad, and when i looked down i think i recreated the Moan-a Lisa.
by Narakukat May 7, 2016

The substance that exits the body upon the act of antisharting; similar to a tomato sauce commonly used in many italian pastas.
by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf February 28, 2022

Human #1: "Yo to be honest cum kinda sucks ass"
Human #2: “I am a cum apologist
Human #1: "I respect you"
Human #2: “I am a cum apologist
Human #1: "I respect you"
by Gnomesarejustfirehydrants July 22, 2022

by darkfeone July 31, 2016

The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.
Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!
Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!
Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!
by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024
