lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log

by bobbyjonas January 7, 2016

Butter-side-down

When dropped, the faecal smeared face of a used tissue lands on a surface, transferring anal marmite onto that surface.

Sorry the lav seat is wet, but I had to clean it after dropping an arse-wipe butter-side-down.

by Mikebe November 3, 2021

Down Jobadini

Een staat waarin je je bevindt wanneer je alle dating apps hebt gedownload en geen een van de apps je een match oplevert.

He still got no matches, he truly is down jobadini

by Commando Jo Jo January 10, 2021

The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down

The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.

Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"

Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"

by BoBoBaggins December 5, 2012

Downing

To be piss poor at something, or have no idea what the fuck your doing.

Dude you really fucked that up. That was a downing move there.

by Titan Up September 12, 2022

Carl Down

Used to vehemently deny any homosexual tendencies.

Finance Douche: Carl Down
The other guy: I can't hear you, can you come out of the closet?

by Haterz13579 August 31, 2016

Down Unspeakable

When a homosapien is so down bad that it is incomprehensible. This stage of down bad is horrific and should be avoided at all costs.

"Wow David actually tipped this random waitress $500." said Nick
"Yikes David is down unspeakable." said Bob

by Anomoly_ish June 5, 2021