Crippling Bullshit

When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)

Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.

Crippling Bullshit by Name Fart March 24, 2020

stick bullets

Stick bullets is a South Florida slang term used to describe ammunition for “The Stick” or AK-47 variant firearms. People in possession of “Sticks” will generally not know what variant of AK-47 they own when they go to a gun store and will generally assume that all AK-47 variants are the same and shoot the same ammunition.

Gun store clerk: “Hi, how can I help you?”

Hood n**ga: “Hey bruh I need some stick bullets.”
Gun store clerk: “Ok, is it chambered in 7.62, 5.45 or 5.56?”

Hood ni**ga:”Whatchu mean man, it’s a stick”

Gun store clerk:”Just bring it inside I’ll get you squared away.”

stick bullets by Guwopdeez April 10, 2020

British Bulldog 

A dog breed from Great Britain which is a stubborn, lazy little shit.

Friend 1: Yo, my new British bulldog puppy is a lazy little shit, he weighs half as much as me!

Friend 2: Nonsense, all dogs are playful.

Friend 1 shows Friend 2 a picture of dog sleeping on the couch

Friend 2: Damn that dog’s soo fat broo!!!!

British Bulldog by BigBoi0608 May 1, 2020

Photo Bully 

Someone who is obsessed with taking photos and will often bully others so that they can get that "perfect" photo.

I had to wait for another 15 minutes to eat the food even after it came because Jessica demanded the food be left untouched until she had good snaps of it. She's such a photo bully.

Photo Bully by Incorrigible Hipster May 6, 2020

Hypothetical bullshit 

The what if kind of bullshit.

If you want to bring up something that matters, I'll be here, if you want to bring up more hypothetical bullshit, I'm an unborn ghost that nobody ever thought about before.

Hypothetical bullshit by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Milo Bullock

Coolest person to ever exist tbh

Milo Bullock is a fucking unit

Milo Bullock by FunnyFaxxx May 19, 2020

really-bully 

Being an abusive boyfriend or girlfriend to your significant other. Especially if your name is either David or Jørdan

“David was really-bully.”

“How so?”
“Why”

really-bully by I am Pigman May 30, 2020