Tossing the Cheese

When a man or woman gives oral sex to a man and cleans the smegma out of the foreskin at the same time.

"It was so gross, I went to give him a blowjob, but I just ended up tossing the cheese instead."

by Dickbutt6969420666 December 22, 2018

Podunk-Cheese

Podunk-Cheese: Poor man's money.
A slang phrase derived from two different ways of defining each word, brought together to form a singular phrase. "Podunk" Loosely meaning poor or trashy person/place/thing. "Cheese" meaning money or currency of some sort.

I rock the boat at Seas, I'm not supposed to leave, Heaven only knows what being woke with "Podunk-Cheese"!

by WigNilly February 27, 2021

Cheese Fucker

A wonderful insult describing stupid people.

Listen here cheese fucker!

by meowing tiger February 03, 2020

Fuhmunda Cheese

Anything that smells like it's been stored under a dirty toenail.

Man that shit is rank! It's smells worse than fuhmunda cheese!

by Expolady February 22, 2022

Scandinavian cheese grater

To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!

Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!

by CH200andillstealurbitch November 02, 2017

Double Crust Cheese Cake

Getting sick, vomiting, and Diarrhea into an already clogged toilet. Leaving it for the next person.

I opened the stall and the smell of double crust cheese cake overwhelmed my senses.

by Rhody401 April 15, 2023

Cheese toastie sexual

Sexual attraction to micow and cheese toasties

I walked into my sisters room to find her masturbating to micow with a cheese toastie in her flaps. I said oh my god you are cheese toastie sexual

by Cheese toasties October 10, 2021