Penis

Funny haha word

"HAH- did he just say penis?"

by NotWinterDoesStuff March 5, 2022

Penis

My mom has a penis

I have a small penis

by Pepinochino69 November 16, 2020

Lucky Penis

“Lucky Penis” is similar to the saying “Lucky Day!” It has been around for several centuries, having spiked in the year of 1896. It has made a comeback in the last couple of years.

“Hey look, I found a $20 bill on the side of the street!”

“Lucky Penis!!!”

by ggeraldmonster June 12, 2023

Penis puller

Someone who's an asshole.

John was such a penis puller today when he pushed me down the stairs.

by Bitches420 February 15, 2021

Fucker’s Penis

In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse

Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....

...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .

by Cam11 September 14, 2019

penis

Something you search up on the Urban Dictionary when you have no life.

"Whats up my niggas! I just searched penis on the Urban Dictionary!" "Wow thats so funny! Hahahahahahahahahha!"

by anonymous March 2, 2021

my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025