A helmet on an octopus

Right!? I was just thinking about this in the car. Right, so, the framework is like a helmet on an octopus. You're picturing it now aren't you? Nope. You're going it wrong you're thinking of a football helmet or a baseball helmet. You should be thinking of a rusty medieval plate helm. Do it right or you won't get any money.

Iam "Yeah, that's what I was leaning towards. It's like a helmet on an octopus. You can swap out the framework but it's (more or less) the thing they use to protect themselves from an uncertain world."

Hym "You are the laziest piece of shit on the planet!"

Iam "What!? What did I do?"

Hym "We have shit to do. You can't sit around and write all day!"

Iam "Sorry.... Alright got to go bye!"

by Hym Iam May 7, 2022

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17th of October

17th of October (2022) is the Day you ask out the girl who likes you since a reaaaaall big amount of months now ( and shows it to you everyday). ( Ahem..)

Oh it's 17th of October already???
- ye
- dang it I gotta ask her out now

by Pikopikopiiiii August 5, 2022

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No fuck October

You can't fuck anybody or anything at all so don't even think about it

Jack: dude did u just fuck Hannah?
Anthony: yeah why??
Jack: it's no fuck October?!

by Sorx September 7, 2022

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Acan Von Octopi

Acan Von Octopi is Squidward's 1'st cousin removed. He has a slight personality, but actually he is happy all the time. In this case, he is the opposite of Squidward.

The Acan von Octopi is Probably a dictator.

by Your bob September 12, 2022

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