Shit in my salad

To ruin somebody's day, job, idea or creation. To ruin something.

Example #1 - Jerry just took a big shit in my salad when he told the boss that it was my idea to only hire undocumented laborers.

Example #2 - That waiter shit in my salad when he shit in my salad.

by Malfador March 3, 2011

Booping My Betty

The act of a female getting a running head start in jumping in the air to land on an erect male and spinning around in a circle

Did you see that drunk girl last night? She totally was booping my betty.

by Rawrzone September 12, 2011

birthed my tampon

the act of expelling a tampon during sports, from a sneezing episode, laughing episode, etc.

I was laughing so hard at the gym, I birthed my tampon and it fell right out of my shorts onto a yoga mat.

by spinservegin September 23, 2011

Borrow My Fish

Slang for offering one's spouse for sexual gratification, particularly for a Gang Bang

Yo! you guys bored? You wanna borrow my fish?

by anonymous January 28, 2005

Burn my bacon

A word that indicates you are really pissed of at someone or thing.

"Oh...she's been talking behind my back again huh? Ya know..that really burns my bacon!"

by Derrick S. April 21, 2003

shit on my dick

Prison slang referring to anal sex.

"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".

by raydio April 4, 2006

bullet for my valentine

the best band of all time

bullet for my valentine is comming to the tweeter center with iron maiden and my mom wont take me :(

by depressed for not being able to go August 21, 2006