nut-scarfing

Someone with really saggy nuts draping or pressing their nuts over the back of someone's neck.

"Eric was nut-scarfing the back of Mike's neck yesterday!"

by ZERODOTEXE May 24, 2024

rut nut

pussy ass ginger license plate on a jeep

omg look at that rut nut

by lily112281 September 20, 2020

Nut to Nat

The term used when ejaculating to someone called Natalie or Nathaniel

Thomas loves to nut to Nat.

by Connor bastard October 27, 2019

Nico Nut

A sex maneuver where an obese man un-consensually ejaculates into a woman’s ear.

My friend Wallace just performed the Nico Nut on his whale of a girlfriend!

by _Hrob_ March 9, 2023

Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick

John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro

by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021

Bust a nut

To smash a cashew with a sledgehammer until it’s broken into smithereens the size of your ex’s peen.

Bust a nut but like don’t actually you have no sledgehammer

by Yeet_the_boomer October 20, 2019

nut sacrifice

When you preform a satanic ritual on a peanut to the point of it becoming alive and breeding you.

She’s only pregnant because she made a nut sacrifice.

by erockyoutoo September 19, 2023