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joe brown

To freak out or have an emotional reaction to something.
Or to intensely focus on single activity.
Then he got all arm-flappy at me and started Joe-Browning about how his dead mom and shit.

I was joe browning on work pretty hard. couldn't hear you.
by faytling January 6, 2025
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Brown Icecream Sandwich

When you jizz on a woman or man's ass then 2 guys or girls shit on the jizzy ass and you smush the butt cheeks together.
I thoroughly enjoyed the brown icecream sandwich last night!!!
by Rusty zipper March 18, 2025
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brown mohawk

When your girl is pegging you and pulls out then leapfrogs over you and drags the dirty strap on over the cranium
Guy 1 wow wild night
Guy 2 tell me about it
Guy 1 ole lady plowed my hole, pulled out and dragged a massive dido down the middle of my grape, left a shit path bro. Looked like a brown mohawk
by Turd munch November 14, 2020
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Brown Betty

A racist name for apple crumbles or pie. Popular in the 1950s.
"You always got these very lumpy mashed potatoes on steak night, and for dessert you got Brown Betty, which nobody ate, except maybe the little kids in the lower school that didn’t know any better--and guys like Ackley that ate everything." (From the Catcher in the Rye, by J.D Salinger)
by ididthisformyenglishteacher! February 20, 2021
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Pay the brown bill

To take a poop or having the urge to poop
Be back in a few i have to pay the brown bill or shit will get shitty
by Luckyshallower8989 May 14, 2025
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Cloud of Brown

When a turd is flushed, but does not go down and ends up sitting in the toilet water. When it sits for many hours degrading, when the toilet flushes a again and disrupts the environment and creates a "cloud of brown" in the toilet water.
Oh boy, I just found the deuce you dropped a few hours ago still bobbing in the toilet! Oh boy did I shake up a cloud of brown in the toilet water when I flushed it down. Here's a saying. "When you happen upon a turn in the toilet bowl, flush it down, just be prepared to create a cloud of brown"
by Johnjovi64 June 27, 2022
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Brown Baptism

when someone gets dunked into a bucket of shit, specifically diarrhea.
guy 1: why wasnt judy at school today?
guy 2: jack gave her a brown baptism and now shes in the hospital and smells like shit
guy 1: haha, dumbass!
by professional racist123 December 5, 2023
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