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bronado alley 

A high-risk or high-frequency bronado zone. Possible high-risk areas include: sports bars, sporting events, establishments with free or bottomless drinks, party busses, fraternity houses, bachelor parties, buffets, VIP areas with bottle service, and pretty much anywhere bro-iness and substance use create ideal bronado conditions. It should be noted that being located inside any of the aforementioned areas means you are deep into the danger zone and should take emergency measures. If possible, seek a nearby bronado shelter.

*See also: bronado, bronado shelter
It's generally a bad idea to pass through that bronado alley — especially after the bars close. I must've seen at least 5 bronados the last time I ventured into that bar.
bronado alley by +ApN+ July 21, 2016
Related Words

The Bron Jame 

the basketballer The bron jame but epic
"yoooo look at The Bron Jame ballin!"
"damn fr, this man must be the real Lebron James"
To routinely and cowardly turn your back towards the shitstorm of intolerance and inequality even though you have sworn an oath to all men being created equal.
Everything he says about tolerance and equality and justice for all is bullshit, he's a brownback.
Brownback by jstewfan February 12, 2015

Doc Brownin' it 

A person who goes out to a club or bar only buys one drink and nurses it the entire evening. origin is from Dr. Emitt Brown of Hill valley 1885. Would buy whiskey and hold it the entire night. Two known occasions of consuming such beverage, the 4th of july and the morning of going back to 1985
Corey: So your gunna drink tonight??
Bruno: na i usually just buy one drink and drink it the whole time.
Corey: like doc did in back to the future???
Bruno: yeah im gunna be Doc Brownin' it
Doc Brownin' it by paciulloperrotta December 18, 2010

Brona Branch 

A bro that you survived the covid19 pandemic with.
P1"Thank God we survived the pandemic."
P2"Your my brona branch"
Brona Branch by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

brownt0wn 

(v.) to break stuff. to completely botch a topic, lock a thread, derail a thought train or otherwise mess up an entire group of people discussing or contributing to one idea/subject matter.

Used primarily on internet forums and social sites.
EXAMPLE 1:
zool: so what do you guys think of my homemade horse p0rn idea?

auntiesweetie: i love it, i say go for it!

notafrog: i don't know man, sounds kinda gay.

throatorgan: i loved zooey daschenel in hellraiser 4 - did you guys see this pic yet??

zool: dude. you just brownt0wned the thread.

EXAMPLE 2:
My computer fan was making this weird noise so I took it out and hooked it up to my car's battery to check it. I totally brownt0wned my fan. It won't spin at all now.
brownt0wn by zaplinaki December 14, 2011