neck penis

A tie.

Check my neck penis, shit's paisley.

neck penis by Iedie8 April 14, 2014

Turtle penis 

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.

I saw your mom's pubes, and they gave me a turtle penis.

Turtle penis by Mattameru April 16, 2015

Parmesan Penis 

When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese

I saw a footjob video with a parmesan penis

Parmesan Penis by stinkywhitedick September 28, 2015

caveman penis 

A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.

Kim Jung has a caveman penis.

caveman penis by Creme Pie Master 420 January 3, 2016

bifercated penis 

a bifercated penis is a dick that splits in half

fuck my dick split
Fucken bifercated penis'

bifercated penis by jfurey March 21, 2016

Flobby Penis Syndrome 

A medical disorder where blood flow to the penis is restricted, and may result in short limp erections. Other wise known as erectile dysfunction.

Guy: Man I feel bad for Chad, he has flobby penis syndrome, bro.

Flobby Penis Syndrome by Big Ballsy June 16, 2016

Edison penis 

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.

M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.

Edison penis by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016